Traveling Jokester Gifts

Maid using a gridiron as a warming-pan in an Irish hotel.

Pamplona bull instructions - Running with the Idiots.

Insert Coin

"... Yes, I know there's a hole in your ceiling. Why do you think we're called, the star view motel?"

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Airport Security.

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Didn't you just say that?"

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

A crab with a utility knife claw

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

"Well, we did book the Grill Suite I suppose."

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

The leaning tower of Pizza.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

"Okay, who's been messing with the copy machine?"

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

Biliard Enthusiast

"I propose a break from the office speak and two minutes of random profanity."