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Maid using a gridiron as a warming-pan in an Irish hotel.

Pamplona bull instructions - Running with the Idiots.

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"... Yes, I know there's a hole in your ceiling. Why do you think we're called, the star view motel?"

Airport Security.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Didn't you just say that?"

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

A crab with a utility knife claw

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

"Well, we did book the Grill Suite I suppose."

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'

The leaning tower of Pizza.

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

"Okay, who's been messing with the copy machine?"

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

"I propose a break from the office speak and two minutes of random profanity."

Biliard Enthusiast

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"