Vacation Jokester Pillows

Man passing travel agency sees sign in window: Go Away!

'Old fart and the sea'

Airport Security.

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Camping holidays in the British summer.

"I know we came in peace but these ones are already half cooked."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

Farts.

Swearing and fighting in a caravan

You're Here. Man, You Really Look Like An Idiot!

'Are we broke yet?'

Two piece outfits only.

Easter Island.

"No, I said, 'You turn here, not, 'U-Turn here'."

"People are way too casual when they fly these days."

Dad helping to build sand castle while tent remains un-erected.

Customs caution: rabid tarantulas with AIDS inside

Get out of the kiddy pool Harold!

'Sorry, ocean sounds can't be heard due to a computer glitch.'

'Public beach. Thong bikinis strictly prohibited. No butts about it.'

"It's an amazing snowman darling. I see you've given him Mummys hat, Daddies gloves....and Grandpa's walking stick."

Excess Baggage: Never let your wife pack for your business trip while she is mad at you.

"... Yes, I know there's a hole in your ceiling. Why do you think we're called, the star view motel?"

Lav-Mummie

"In my defense it is an exit and the line was really long..."

Pamplona bull instructions - Running with the Idiots.

"Attention. This is your captain screaming!"

"Apparently our hotel is just a stone's throw from the beach..!"

"O.K., who's the designated whiner?"

Schematic Map of Seaside Heights Town Beach, Summer, 2007

"The new year is an excellent time to celebrate new beginnings by exchanging gifts with those you love."

"And you're sure we don't need planning permission?"

"Did you leave your bag unattended or trade your cow for magic beans?"