Summertime Jokester Pillows

Two piece outfits only.

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

I fart more than that!

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"Must get a longer cable."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs."

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

"My husband is fishing. . ."

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

Hotness

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

'Hey,mom-have you seen my pet frog?'

'If you cut back on children, at least try to eat them before they nibble on your house.'

"Our special today? Hot wings!!"

The wife made it. Why?

"Shrinkage /ˈSHriNGkij/ noun: 1. the contraction of an object when cooled, 2. the 'Naked Cowboy' in Times Square on a really cold day."

Shark in the swimming pool.

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

"If we were really best friends, you would be fetching my slippers once in awhile."

'Is it plugged in, or isn't it? There's only one way to find out!'

No U Turn.

'So that's what hockey players do in summer.'

Punch has a smoking break.

'Someday, you'll be a big star!'

"OK. You can wait until the last drop melts before you get on the scale."