Seaside Jokester Pillows

How to fool a seagull

'Sorry, ocean sounds can't be heard due to a computer glitch.'

'No Junior, we're not going home yet. We have to wait till high tide to float your father.'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Fishing from the Pier

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

Scene on the English coast.

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

The Nor'easter Bunny.

'Whadoya mean, WHOOPS?! That stuff doesn't grow on trees you know!'

"A catfish ate my homework."

I don't care if you hate that word – I'm hangry.

'Shall we dig him up, we haven't had an ice cream in over an hour?'

Two piece outfits only.

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

'Wow Fred! The scientists that caught you called you 'Carcharodon Carcharias'... Wait till I tell the others...'

"It was a lovely holiday. The chips crispy and delicious, the ice cream cornets were to die for, the only downside being, the hostility of the humans, who were reluctant to share their sustenance."

It's my summer robe.

Hunting the elusive balloon whale.

'Aren't you supposed to drop the clam on the rock?'

It looks like you been fighting. You should take an anchor management class.

'I am wearing my bikini!'

'This is totally bananas!'

'Old fart and the sea'

'That's no oil slick Johnson.' - During whale flu season.

School Crossing

Bomb's Away

A pirate fishes using his hook.

'The double codpiece and chips is very popular with the Blackpool crowd, your highness.'

'Hey Trev, we're not that far from home after all!'

The Domestic Violence Workshop Commences At 2:30.