Sea Jokester Pillows

'I'm not sure that's a keeper.'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Fishing from the Pier

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

"I'll have a man overboard!"

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

The Nor'easter Bunny.

'Whadoya mean, WHOOPS?! That stuff doesn't grow on trees you know!'

"A catfish ate my homework."

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

I don't care if you hate that word – I'm hangry.

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

'Wow Fred! The scientists that caught you called you 'Carcharodon Carcharias'... Wait till I tell the others...'

'Is it just me, or does this water feel unnaturally warm?'

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

The Jim Carrey of fish is a real cutup in shool!

Hunting the elusive balloon whale.

"Are you any good at closing a sail."

It looks like you been fighting. You should take an anchor management class.

'Sorry, ocean sounds can't be heard due to a computer glitch.'

'That's no oil slick Johnson.' - During whale flu season.

School Crossing

'I think they're getting ready for a feeding frenzy.'

'Don't be daft,woman-of course I'm not gonna FRY her!'

Fisherman catches a mine.

I've never seen octopi in a school. They were all expelled for making armpit noises!

A pirate fishes using his hook.

'Hey Trev, we're not that far from home after all!'

'Sure, that's a boat, but there's no motor.'