Seaside Jokester Gifts

How to fool a seagull

'Sorry, ocean sounds can't be heard due to a computer glitch.'

'No Junior, we're not going home yet. We have to wait till high tide to float your father.'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Fishing from the Pier

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

Scene on the English coast.

The Nor'easter Bunny.

'Whadoya mean, WHOOPS?! That stuff doesn't grow on trees you know!'

"A catfish ate my homework."

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

Two piece outfits only.

'Shall we dig him up, we haven't had an ice cream in over an hour?'

'Wow Fred! The scientists that caught you called you 'Carcharodon Carcharias'... Wait till I tell the others...'

"It was a lovely holiday. The chips crispy and delicious, the ice cream cornets were to die for, the only downside being, the hostility of the humans, who were reluctant to share their sustenance."

'Aren't you supposed to drop the clam on the rock?'

Hunting the elusive balloon whale.

'This is totally bananas!'

'That's no oil slick Johnson.' - During whale flu season.

'I am wearing my bikini!'

Bomb's Away

'Old fart and the sea'

School Crossing

A pirate fishes using his hook.

'Hey Trev, we're not that far from home after all!'

'The double codpiece and chips is very popular with the Blackpool crowd, your highness.'

Revenge of the Fish

'The gannets are worse than the gulls!'

'No, I'm not strictly catch-and-release.'

The Domestic Violence Workshop Commences At 2:30.