Ocean Jokester Gifts

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'Whadoya mean, WHOOPS?! That stuff doesn't grow on trees you know!'

'Don't kid yourself. If you're too ugly to be cooked, they'll grind you up into one of those fish protein concentrates.'

"A catfish ate my homework."

"My memory is awful, so stop me if I've told this one before."

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Ransom Note from Sharks.

'Last week he gave me artificial recreation.'

White whale acting black

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

Don't worry, I'll use my standard excuse: "Sorry I'm late Darling, but I was beached for two hours"...

"Somehow I feel very secure in this blanket of plankton!"

"Okay, on the count of three...you go that way, I'll go this way."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Fishing from the Pier

Shark food pyramid.

"I'll have a man overboard!"

"You can find me on Inkedin."

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

The Nor'easter Bunny.

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

'It is truly embrarrassing Doc: I faint at the sight of blood... Can you help me?'

'Wow Fred! The scientists that caught you called you 'Carcharodon Carcharias'... Wait till I tell the others...'

Jelly Fish

'Rest assured, your fear of harpoons is anything but irrational.'

"What's that clicking sound?"

Hunting the elusive balloon whale.

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

"Are you any good at closing a sail."