Nautical Jokester Gifts

The Nor'easter Bunny.

A pirate fishes using his hook.

'Don't worry about Jack. His wooden leg is as good as ANY floatation device.'

'I told you to part your hair in the middle.'

'When did you first notice your timbers were shivering?'

Hunting the elusive balloon whale.

Naked sailor holding a water filled barrel around his waist

'Here Sid, and make it look like an accident.'

"Look honey, you ain't the only one in this town who knows how to deal with rowdy seamen."

Fish Shtick

"Mirror, mirror shinning bright who is the handsomest Captain in sight?"

"The sharks did a job on us, but on the brightside, a small school is friendlier than a large one!"

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Revenge of the Fish

'I'm going to send your jobs onshore.'

'I think I have something for your excessive wind'

'If she's under eighteen, you'll have to throw her back!'

'Sure, that's a boat, but there's no motor.'

Fishing from the Pier

'If they sing row, row, row your boat one more time, I'm jumping ship!'

'Billy, no offense, but i'm tired of playing bumper rafts.'

School Crossing

"You didn't use the sealant you used on the boat on this diaper, did you?"

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'