Maritime Jokesters Gifts

Shark Attacks

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Fishing from the Pier

Japanese Whaling

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

Thanks for the worm, but I almost got this stupid hook stuck in my mouth.'

'Whadoya mean, WHOOPS?! That stuff doesn't grow on trees you know!'

The Nor'easter Bunny.

"A catfish ate my homework."

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

'Thank goodness you're here!'

"Ah, sweatpants."

I don't care if you hate that word – I'm hangry.

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

'Wow Fred! The scientists that caught you called you 'Carcharodon Carcharias'... Wait till I tell the others...'

The Jim Carrey of fish is a real cutup in shool!

Flotsam and Jetson

"I think Ted's keel's snapped off"

"We hooked up on one of those 'buoy meets girl' sites."

Hunting the elusive balloon whale.

Queen Elizabeth 2. Yankees ). I told you they wouldn't think it was funny.

He loved a sea very much

"First time paddleboarding?"

It looks like you been fighting. You should take an anchor management class.

"Gesundheit!"

"What's the limit on these things?"

"Are you any good at closing a sail."