Maritime Jokesters Gifts

Shark Attacks

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Fishing from the Pier

Japanese Whaling

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

Thanks for the worm, but I almost got this stupid hook stuck in my mouth.'

The Nor'easter Bunny.

'Whadoya mean, WHOOPS?! That stuff doesn't grow on trees you know!'

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

"A catfish ate my homework."

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

'Thank goodness you're here!'

'Wow Fred! The scientists that caught you called you 'Carcharodon Carcharias'... Wait till I tell the others...'

"I think Ted's keel's snapped off"

Hunting the elusive balloon whale.

"We hooked up on one of those 'buoy meets girl' sites."

"Gesundheit!"

'I think they're getting ready for a feeding frenzy.'

He loved a sea very much

'That's no oil slick Johnson.' - During whale flu season.

"First time paddleboarding?"

School Crossing

"Are you any good at closing a sail."