Maritime Jokers Gifts

'I got tired of trying to get it into one of those tiny bottles.'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Fishing from the Pier

Japanese Whaling

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

Thanks for the worm, but I almost got this stupid hook stuck in my mouth.'

The Nor'easter Bunny.

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

"Ah, sweatpants."

Hooks R Us.

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

'Captain...that signal doesn't seem to be in our manual.'

'Thank goodness you're here!'

Divers attache BITE ME sign to companion's oxygen tanks.

"My trun!!"

Flotsam and Jetson

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

"I think Ted's keel's snapped off"

Hunting the elusive balloon whale.

"We hooked up on one of those 'buoy meets girl' sites."

'Inflatable boat Fred!'

"Are you any good at closing a sail."

"But I can't help it if I smell 'Fishy'!"

"First time paddleboarding?"

He loved a sea very much

"What's the limit on these things?"

"Gesundheit!"

School Crossing