Nautical Jokers Gifts

'He's going to walk the plank. The least we can do is let him stretch his quads first.'

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

'The fishermen are taking a photo of him: Typical Bill, he's making a face...'

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

Fishing from the Pier

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

Man painting MOM on boat

Walking the Plank.

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'We're drifting apart.'

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

'I'm not scaring the fish - I'm WARNING the fish!'

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

As you like it - One way of catching fish

The Nor'easter Bunny.

"Hey wader, there's a fly in my sloop"

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

"Nope, not a dock! Not a diving board! Guess again!"

'That's his new trophy fishwife.'

Fish near-death experiences.

'Aye, but can you guys get 500 channels with those hooks?'

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.