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'He's going to walk the plank. The least we can do is let him stretch his quads first.'

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

'The fishermen are taking a photo of him: Typical Bill, he's making a face...'

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

Fishing from the Pier

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

Walking the Plank.

Man painting MOM on boat

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

'We're drifting apart.'

'I'm not scaring the fish - I'm WARNING the fish!'

As you like it - One way of catching fish

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

The Nor'easter Bunny.

"Hey wader, there's a fly in my sloop"

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

Fish near-death experiences.

'That's his new trophy fishwife.'

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

'This is your idea of converting your boat to a sailboat, a sheet? And while we're on the topic, is that one of my good sheets?'

Contended beaver nurses a full stomach having eaten the captains wooden leg.