Nautical Jester T-Shirts

They're floaties, sir. Because the sea can be a cruel mistress.

Police officer to conman: 'You're only allowed to keep striped bass.'

'This is your idea of converting your boat to a sailboat, a sheet? And while we're on the topic, is that one of my good sheets?'

'Fancy a banana split?'

'An Outboard Cow'.

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"Hire a cost cutting, bad-guy consultant to turn me into a good guy during the layoffs."

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"Unless one is a humorist, Haskins. One should avoid attempts at humor."

Fishing from the Pier

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

As you like it - One way of catching fish

"When I want your advice, I'll ask for it... but in an oblique, face-saving way."

'Thanks for making it guys. Come on in and pull up a chair.' A square hole in an office floor where chairs can be pulled up from

Monks play conkers with crucifix

The Nor'easter Bunny.

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

Hooks R Us.

'I said that I didn't want to be interrupted...'

'Ambitious? You sit there admitting you're a troublemaker!'

'Captain...that signal doesn't seem to be in our manual.'

"He may only be three years old, but he has 21 years of tech experience."

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

"Before I start today's sermon let's take 5 minutes to view the highlights reel from the last 3 Sundays..."

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