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"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Periscope sighting

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

"The trees are laughing at us."

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Drunk Barber

Clown Wedding with Rake

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

'Rex here, is just like one of the family.'

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

You know what I like about our meetings? There's always more finger pulling than pointing.

Control Center. A satellite is falling! Tell NASA to divert it so it doesn't hit North Africa. Good golly, Miss Mali!

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

'This is your idea of converting your boat to a sailboat, a sheet? And while we're on the topic, is that one of my good sheets?'

'According to my count, he sticked 23, gloved 18 and ate 5.'

We interrupt today's "The Price is Right" episode to bring you breaking news … Weeks ago, the Hubble telescope spotted a rogue planet the size of Venus plummeting through the solar system on a collision course with earth. It turns out it was actually just a prank involving two very bored ISS astronauts and a grapefruit. Breaking News!!!!! Maybe we should send them to Mars after all. One of them seems to have scrawled "Around and around and around and around" all over his space suit, in crayon.

"The Real Reason For Global Warming."

"And now for the 'piece de resistance!'"

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

'As I feared, the X-ray shows that you are crying inside.'

'Let's try again but NO laughing this time!'

'Maybe the Universe isn't expanding -- maybe it's just you.'

"How would I know what 'the meaning of life' is...? I was hoping you were mountain rescue!"

'We must be nearing land. It's a discount coupon from the island's mall.'

The Ekert Saga: '...Oh...did I fahget to mention it happened behfah, physicists call it the big bang..'

"That's the secret to a happy marriage. We both love the same things."

"Last dunk and then we need to do work."

"Wow, I've never met an astronomer before."