Oceanic Jester Pillows

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Periscope sighting

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

"The trees are laughing at us."

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Drunk Barber

Clown Wedding with Rake

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

'Rex here, is just like one of the family.'

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

You know what I like about our meetings? There's always more finger pulling than pointing.

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

'This is your idea of converting your boat to a sailboat, a sheet? And while we're on the topic, is that one of my good sheets?'

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

"And now for the 'piece de resistance!'"

'According to my count, he sticked 23, gloved 18 and ate 5.'

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

"The Real Reason For Global Warming."

'As I feared, the X-ray shows that you are crying inside.'

'Let's try again but NO laughing this time!'

'Maybe the Universe isn't expanding -- maybe it's just you.'

"Wow, I've never met an astronomer before."

"How would I know what 'the meaning of life' is...? I was hoping you were mountain rescue!"

"Last dunk and then we need to do work."

'We must be nearing land. It's a discount coupon from the island's mall.'

"That's the secret to a happy marriage. We both love the same things."

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

The Ekert Saga: '...Oh...did I fahget to mention it happened behfah, physicists call it the big bang..'

Hole drilled in floor. 'That's fixed that.'