Aquatic Jester Pillows

"They're fake, when I get to school I'm telling everyone that I have evolved."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"The trees are laughing at us."

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

Swimming Prankster

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Clown Wedding with Rake

'Rex here, is just like one of the family.'

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

You know what I like about our meetings? There's always more finger pulling than pointing.

If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

'This is your idea of converting your boat to a sailboat, a sheet? And while we're on the topic, is that one of my good sheets?'

'According to my count, he sticked 23, gloved 18 and ate 5.'

"The Real Reason For Global Warming."

"And now for the 'piece de resistance!'"

'As I feared, the X-ray shows that you are crying inside.'

'Maybe the Universe isn't expanding -- maybe it's just you.'

'Let's try again but NO laughing this time!'

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

Finish Annual IOK Grunion Run

"That's the secret to a happy marriage. We both love the same things."

"How would I know what 'the meaning of life' is...? I was hoping you were mountain rescue!"

The Ekert Saga: '...Oh...did I fahget to mention it happened behfah, physicists call it the big bang..'

"Last dunk and then we need to do work."

"Wow, I've never met an astronomer before."

Hole drilled in floor. 'That's fixed that.'

'Orange juice from 100% carrots'

'Deploy the Candarm and ready the Canafinger.'