Aquatic Jester Gifts

"They're fake, when I get to school I'm telling everyone that I have evolved."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's Malaprop Man! Malaprop Man, I hear you're fighting climate change now. Yes starting with solo panels, I'm reducing greenhouse guesses! I'm investing in buttery technology. I'm going to have windmeals. And of course, I've stopped drinking cola. Why is that? I'll have a smaller carbonated footprint!

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"The trees are laughing at us."

Swimming Prankster

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Clown Wedding with Rake

'Rex here, is just like one of the family.'

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

You know what I like about our meetings? There's always more finger pulling than pointing.

If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

'According to my count, he sticked 23, gloved 18 and ate 5.'

'This is your idea of converting your boat to a sailboat, a sheet? And while we're on the topic, is that one of my good sheets?'

"And now for the 'piece de resistance!'"

"The Real Reason For Global Warming."

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

'As I feared, the X-ray shows that you are crying inside.'

'Let's try again but NO laughing this time!'

'Maybe the Universe isn't expanding -- maybe it's just you.'

"How would I know what 'the meaning of life' is...? I was hoping you were mountain rescue!"

"That's the secret to a happy marriage. We both love the same things."

The Ekert Saga: '...Oh...did I fahget to mention it happened behfah, physicists call it the big bang..'

Finish Annual IOK Grunion Run

The Jim Carrey of fish is a real cutup in shool!

"Last dunk and then we need to do work."

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

"Wow, I've never met an astronomer before."

Hole drilled in floor. 'That's fixed that.'

'Orange juice from 100% carrots'