Boat Jester Gifts

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

"We're following Carrot Top."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

Drunk Barber

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

'Make sport of the Queen.'

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

Never poke fun.

'This is your idea of converting your boat to a sailboat, a sheet? And while we're on the topic, is that one of my good sheets?'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

'We must be nearing land. It's a discount coupon from the island's mall.'

'Do something else - I don't like irony.'

King and clown engage in role reversal.

"Work's been really hard."

Finish Annual IOK Grunion Run

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."

"What do you mean I'm not being ridiculous?"

"I hate alternative jesters !"

'Yorich's last jest.'

Grimm's Fairytales - Rumpel-Stilts-Kin

"Here, try this anti-dandruff fertiliser my gardener recommended."