Boat Jester Gifts

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

"We're following Carrot Top."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Drunk Barber

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

Never poke fun.

'This is your idea of converting your boat to a sailboat, a sheet? And while we're on the topic, is that one of my good sheets?'

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

Finish Annual IOK Grunion Run

'Do something else - I don't like irony.'

"It's from Henry VIII, sire. He's going to be in town and wants to know where the best hook-up spots are."

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."

'We must be nearing land. It's a discount coupon from the island's mall.'

King and clown engage in role reversal.

"Work's been really hard."

Grimm's Fairytales - Rumpel-Stilts-Kin

"What do you mean I'm not being ridiculous?"

'Yorich's last jest.'

'It's nothing personal against you, Bobo -- it's just that Limbaugh is funnier.'

"Here, try this anti-dandruff fertiliser my gardener recommended."