Boating Jokester Gifts

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

'An Outboard Cow'.

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Fishing from the Pier

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

Lady to angler whose line is snagged: 'You would manage to get your line caught in the one tree in this entire massive lake.'

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

The Nor'easter Bunny.

Cleaning the Horse

'Whadoya mean, WHOOPS?! That stuff doesn't grow on trees you know!'

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

"A catfish ate my homework."

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

Many clowns in rowboat

Hunting the elusive balloon whale.

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

'I think they're getting ready for a feeding frenzy.'

'Don't be daft,woman-of course I'm not gonna FRY her!'

"Are you any good at closing a sail."

'When I'm in the saddle I'm part of the horse.' - 'Yes, but which part?'

School Crossing

'Sorry, ocean sounds can't be heard due to a computer glitch.'

'I think there's something wrong with our navigational system, because judging by the icebergs, I don't think we're in the Caribbean.'

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

A pirate fishes using his hook.

Fart propelled speedboat.

'Hey Trev, we're not that far from home after all!'

How to fool a seagull

'Sure, that's a boat, but there's no motor.'