Animal Jester Gifts

COWS: Cow Carrot Incentive Error

"We're following Carrot Top."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"Another slander suit!"

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

Cheap amusement with... THE HAPPY COUPLE!

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Make sport of the Queen.'

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

Boomerang fetching

He Did It!

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

Never poke fun.

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

"Let's see how brave you are without your gun."

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."

'Do something else - I don't like irony.'

King and clown engage in role reversal.

"Work's been really hard."

Finish Annual IOK Grunion Run

'You want to become a vegan?... Well okay, but you do realise there'll be nothing lower than you on the food chain?'

"Who's showing remorse now that it's time for sentencing? Huh? Who's remorseful now? Who was soooo bad?"

Ostrich Farm

Grimm's Fairytales - Rumpel-Stilts-Kin

"What do you mean I'm not being ridiculous?"

"I hate alternative jesters !"

Reigning cats and dogs.

'Yorich's last jest.'