Animal Jester Gifts

COWS: Cow Carrot Incentive Error

"We're following Carrot Top."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

"Another slander suit!"

Cheap amusement with... THE HAPPY COUPLE!

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

Boomerang fetching

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

"Let's see how brave you are without your gun."

He Did It!

Never poke fun.

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

'You want to become a vegan?... Well okay, but you do realise there'll be nothing lower than you on the food chain?'

"It's from Henry VIII, sire. He's going to be in town and wants to know where the best hook-up spots are."

"Work's been really hard."

King and clown engage in role reversal.

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."

'Do something else - I don't like irony.'

Finish Annual IOK Grunion Run

"Who's showing remorse now that it's time for sentencing? Huh? Who's remorseful now? Who was soooo bad?"

Ostrich Farm

"What do you mean I'm not being ridiculous?"

Devil Puppeteer

'Yorich's last jest.'

'It's nothing personal against you, Bobo -- it's just that Limbaugh is funnier.'

Grimm's Fairytales - Rumpel-Stilts-Kin