Cattle Jester Gifts

...and finally, there will be no more pogoing in the farmhouse!

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

'How about a game of cards?'

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"I say we move on to dessert."

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

Basketball.

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

"Another slander suit!"

'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.'

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

'He's got a good attitude, and he's tall. But he's got to get into the weight room.'

'What are the chances? I mean, all 10 players simultaneously dive for a loose ball and conk heads?'

'The bar association barred me from going before the bar...So I came to a bar.'

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

The Rural Bidet...

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

"She's about to get him on the rebound."

'I said, I've decided to make myself available for the NBA draft.'

"Oh, no, it's not a problem at home. We need help with communication on the court."

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

'Ref!!'

Just another day at Helium Farm

'And that m'lord concludes the case for the defence. . . '

A centi-stampede.

"I can try, but I've never had a marriage overturned on appeal."

Barristers wearing clothes pegs to overcome a bad smell

"Let's see how brave you are without your gun."