Equestrian Jester Gifts

'You can tell the age of a horse by the teeth...but who wants to bite a horse.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

Women in a cross country race

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Drunk Barber

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

Ski kicker.

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

A pony throws its rider.

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Make sport of the Queen.'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Show Jumping Tantrums

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

"Remember, Jeremy, thou art immortal."

He Did It!

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

Never poke fun.

'Is he taking the piss?'

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."

"It's from Henry VIII, sire. He's going to be in town and wants to know where the best hook-up spots are."

King and clown engage in role reversal.

'Do something else - I don't like irony.'

"Work's been really hard."

I'll catch up to you --- I just need my second wind.

'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.' 'But he has twice as many legs!'