Equestrian Jester Pillows

'You can tell the age of a horse by the teeth...but who wants to bite a horse.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Women in a cross country race

Drunk Barber

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

Ski kicker.

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

A pony throws its rider.

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Show Jumping Tantrums

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

Never poke fun.

"Remember, Jeremy, thou art immortal."

He Did It!

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

'Do something else - I don't like irony.'

"Work's been really hard."

'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.' 'But he has twice as many legs!'

King and clown engage in role reversal.

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."

Boss to employee in clown makeup and wig: 'Ah, Henderson, I wanted to talk to you about this expense claim for entertainment.'