Bicycle Jester Pillows

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

"We're following Carrot Top."

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

Women in a cross country race

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Books / Coffee table books

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"I'd better get going. I've got a lot coming at me right now."

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Bicycle Sidecar.

Very drunk professional cyclist

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

"Gracie, don't worry so much about your big test... You know, when I was your age, I didn't know the meaning of the word 'fear'. Until I looked it up."

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Make sport of the Queen.'

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Show Jumping Tantrums

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

To sleep, perchance to wake up as a different person.

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

He Did It!

Never poke fun.

Practice random turn signals & senseless acts of braking.

Boomerang fetching

Poet's Corner

Now entering new york city... move it, a*****e!