Biking Joker Pillows

Very drunk professional cyclist

Bicycle Sidecar.

Banana Split...

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Jogging Bottoms

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Lady to angler whose line is snagged: 'You would manage to get your line caught in the one tree in this entire massive lake.'

'The doctor is running a little late this morning; but a couple more laps around the park and he should be back at his desk.'

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

"I'm making him take a spin class."

A pony throws its rider.

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

Ants stealing from the picnic.

"I've been telling everyone how athletic you are."

'Good morning Walters, I see you've mad a speedy recovery from your bout with smallpox!'

False encouragement.

Hiker's right of way.

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!' 'Will he have new credit cards?'

'Jim I don't think you have quite go this 'Iron Man Challenge' thing.'

"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head."

"I'm not finished exercising. I still have a couple of laps to go."

'The pro told me my score of 392 is a course record!'

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

Heavy syrup