Jumping Joker Pillows

Jockey trying to push a horse over a jump.

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'You know too much,'

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Banana Split...

Good News about winter

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Fish hunting for men.

Get crazy once in a while

Candid Camera store.

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

Joust Sharpener

'My door is always open. That's why I installed a tripwire.'

Beware of Falling Notice.

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

Jogging Bottoms

Caution May Contain Nuts.

Shoes Make The Man

"Okay, you scared the babysitter...now get back in there and rinse off that toothpaste, and go to bed!"

While You Were Out: We Moved!

'Dearly beloved.....and the rest of you.....'

Sharks hate practical jokes.

Santa's Helpers

"It appears your anus transplant has rejected you..."

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'