Joker Pillows

'I knew we had a lot in common. I'm crazy too!'

"Let's try it again. Hand over your wallet, and this time, don't try anything funny."

Prostate examination

'Let's hope he doesn't turn out to be one of those mystery shoppers.'

The One-Step Program: 'Clinic for the Easily Offended.'

"You can't fake throwing sticks this many times and expect to just waltz in here, Mr. Federman."

"That's right! Dog biscuits are made from real dogs!"

'I'm surprised it's closed. Didn't think he would ever shut up.'

'All hail the reigning queen of static electricity.'

'This must be an example of all that 'animal magnetism' he keeps telling me he's got.'

'Maybe I put too much importance on having a sense of humor?'

No infrastructure problem here

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

Restroom Practical Joke.

Cloning Around

Jack in the Box

'Haha, just kidding! I'm Greg the plumber, not your heart surgeon!'

Joke Restroom: Out of Order - Please Use Next Door.

Toilet humour

"You tricked me! No wonder I did not recognize your voice..."

Here lies BoBo the Clown

'That's mighty inspiring, Bucky, but I reckon my best hope for gittin' outta this quicksand is for you to reach me that cardboard tube.'

"There's Cuthbert! - He's always good for a wind-up..."

"I'm 29. I legally changed my name 10 years ago and I thought what the hell."

"Oh, very funny."

'A room with double beds, please.'

'I always had you down as a more serious type.'

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

'Guess who?!'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

Schoolmaster drenched by prank bucket on door.

Fake Oil Slicks