Tv Joker Pillows

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

Get crazy once in a while

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

'I don't know what happened. He was hired as a consultanat, but he evolved into a kibitzer.'

'I'm surprised the boss isn't in here checking up on us!'

'Yup, cannon in D.'

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

Here lies BoBo the Clown

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

Toilet humour

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

No infrastructure problem here

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

'A room with double beds, please.'

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

'Now, for the lighter side of the news'

'Jim I don't think you have quite go this 'Iron Man Challenge' thing.'

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

A clown & his clone.

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'

The Cartoonists

"You don't seem to know your lines." "That's because I'm an understudy."

"Now go home and forget about your amnesia..."

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

Shenanigans at the Leper Colony.

'The pro told me my score of 392 is a course record!'