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Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Get crazy once in a while

'Hole in one!!!!'

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

'I don't know what happened. He was hired as a consultanat, but he evolved into a kibitzer.'

'I'm surprised the boss isn't in here checking up on us!'

'Yup, cannon in D.'

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

Toilet humour

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

Here lies BoBo the Clown

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

No infrastructure problem here

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

The Cartoonists

"Now go home and forget about your amnesia..."

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'

"You don't seem to know your lines." "That's because I'm an understudy."

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

'Now, for the lighter side of the news'

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

A clown & his clone.

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

Shenanigans at the Leper Colony.

'Jim I don't think you have quite go this 'Iron Man Challenge' thing.'

'A room with double beds, please.'