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'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Better Not Squash.

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

"See how it feels"

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

'I'm surprised the boss isn't in here checking up on us!'

A question you don't want - "How many fingers am I holding up."

Tee-Hee-Bay - XXXL shoes.

"With the new year approaching, I was hoping you could help with my resolution...."

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'

The Cartoonists

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

"It's called 'White with a hint of Magnolia"

"I can't. You told him he could date after you came here."

'Which one's Ringo?'

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."

John's Laser Shop and Eye Patches 4 U Shops

Eye clinic

"I'm on the internet, dad...I am trolling!"

"The tunnel at the end of the light!"

Is it dark in here, or are my eyes going bad? I have the name of a great optometrist.

Cartoon Library

The Genius Of Camoflage

'Look at the ref He's wearing glasses over his contacts,'

"No, of course you can't appeal the decision. We don't have any lawyers up here."

Camera strain

"A BCN DBLE CHZBRGR w/ FRYS"

He's having a caption contest.

Man at Optometrists and reading an eye chart that spells out 'PAY ME WHAT YOU OWE ME',

"No, I haven't been working out. Instead of getting my fat body in shape, I just went online and downloaded a new body off the Internet."

'I think he's getting serious. he asked me to give up my web page and migrate it to his.'