Jocular Joker T-Shirts

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Tee-Hee-Bay - XXXL shoes.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Joust Sharpener

Robot Jogger

Complaints Desk

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Poisson d'Avril!

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

Ways to Misuse Ventriloquism

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

"I take it you'l like to open joint accounts. . ."

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

"OK, I'll tell you what I know, but I can't reveal my source."

A Pirate at the Opticians.

'Of course this is the freshest free range steak, sir! You can even see the tyre tracks on it!'

"Well looks like it's time for eye glasses."

John's Laser Shop and Eye Patches 4 U Shops

Eye clinic

Peculiar looking group of people talk about how strange they think the other guests at a public ball are

"I just called you over the intercom to tell you your wife's here. Sir?"

'Every year was the same. There was always some clown or comedian in Brian's intake of pupils.'

Brendan suddenly realizes it was a mistake posting 'Susan, will you marry me?' to the stadium's jumble tron.

'Silicone implant ward.'

"Oh my....Look how much you've grown."

'Apparently he does 20 yards to the pint.'

'Wizzo Wotsits - how can I help you? Just putting you through to customer services. . .'

'Rudolf?'

'Oops! I should've gone to the bathroom before I came.'

The Genius Of Camoflage

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Men discussing thier weight