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'Apparently he does 20 yards to the pint.'

'This only happens when it's my turn to drive home.'

"I'm gonna need to see some ID, girls."

'It's okay, I thought I heard the dog in here with the presents.'

When Christmas goodies visit....

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

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"I take it you'l like to open joint accounts. . ."

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"Have you noticed how red my apples are?"

"Enjoy your retirement. I'm sure you will survive all of us. Hahaha, just kidding!"

'Rudolf?'

'Wizzo Wotsits - how can I help you? Just putting you through to customer services. . .'

'Oops! I should've gone to the bathroom before I came.'

Complaints Desk

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'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

'Every year was the same. There was always some clown or comedian in Brian's intake of pupils.'

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

'What about that Grandpa?'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Men discussing thier weight

"Oh my....Look how much you've grown."

"Very nice work indeed. You've captured a profound sense of provenance; 
the excrement and its excreter in an ever-rolling circle of life.

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'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

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Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."