Jovial Joker Mugs

'Apparently he does 20 yards to the pint.'

'This only happens when it's my turn to drive home.'

"I'm gonna need to see some ID, girls."

'It's okay, I thought I heard the dog in here with the presents.'

When Christmas goodies visit....

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

Ad agency

"I take it you'l like to open joint accounts. . ."

A Cartoonist's Pen

"Have you noticed how red my apples are?"

"Enjoy your retirement. I'm sure you will survive all of us. Hahaha, just kidding!"

'Rudolf?'

'Wizzo Wotsits - how can I help you? Just putting you through to customer services. . .'

'Oops! I should've gone to the bathroom before I came.'

Complaints Desk

Unicycle with stabilisers

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

'Every year was the same. There was always some clown or comedian in Brian's intake of pupils.'

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

'What about that Grandpa?'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Men discussing thier weight

"Oh my....Look how much you've grown."

"Very nice work indeed. You've captured a profound sense of provenance; 
the excrement and its excreter in an ever-rolling circle of life.

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'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

Growth Charts

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."