Jovial Jester Mugs

"Nine years I played jokes on her and she never retaliates!"

Hole drilled in floor. 'That's fixed that.'

"Oops, this meeting is for Data Cloud Services? I thought it was Dodo the Clown Services!"

'As I feared, the X-ray shows that you are crying inside.'

'Let's try again but NO laughing this time!'

"You not only can't have those things - we're taking back what you got last year!"

You know what I like about our meetings? There's always more finger pulling than pointing.

'Korzinsky does Corporate Entertainment.'

'Let's face it Sid. In this pub a 'Happy Hour' is one without a punch up...'

"Put 'er there!"

"That's the secret to a happy marriage. We both love the same things."

'Rex here, is just like one of the family.'

"And this overlap in the middle is the place I call home."

"And now for the 'piece de resistance!'"

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

Rabbit Ears Shadow

'Go ahead. There's a men's lounge downstairs next to the men's restroom.'

"Excuse me, sir—care to take a moment to check out my new clipboard? Ma'am? I just got a new clipboard. New clipboard, anyone? Anyone?"

'So you joined the car sharing scheme then?'

"Oh...it's you again."

'In the interest of absolute transparency, I must tell you there's nowhere I'd rather be than in this busy mall with you shopping for Christmas presents.'

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

"A few of us are going out later to pretend like we're having a good time if you'd like to join."

Property of April Fool

Clown Wedding with Rake

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

"The trees are laughing at us."

Santa imagines holding a child's mother instead of the child.

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

Growth Charts

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'