Jocular Joker Pillows

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Joust Sharpener

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Complaints Desk

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Poisson d'Avril!

Ways to Misuse Ventriloquism

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

"I take it you'l like to open joint accounts. . ."

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

"OK, I'll tell you what I know, but I can't reveal my source."

A Pirate at the Opticians.

Peculiar looking group of people talk about how strange they think the other guests at a public ball are

John's Laser Shop and Eye Patches 4 U Shops

"Oh my....Look how much you've grown."

Eye clinic

'Of course this is the freshest free range steak, sir! You can even see the tyre tracks on it!'

"Well looks like it's time for eye glasses."

'Silicone implant ward.'

Brendan suddenly realizes it was a mistake posting 'Susan, will you marry me?' to the stadium's jumble tron.

'Every year was the same. There was always some clown or comedian in Brian's intake of pupils.'

'Apparently he does 20 yards to the pint.'

"A BCN DBLE CHZBRGR w/ FRYS"

The Genius Of Camoflage

Ad agency

'If you are going to the 'spray tan' salon, will you take our gate I was going to paint it.'

'Rudolf?'

'Wizzo Wotsits - how can I help you? Just putting you through to customer services. . .'

'Oops! I should've gone to the bathroom before I came.'

Men discussing thier weight

'Damn it Peterson, you've got to try and fit in!'