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Shadow: I'm with stupid.

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

"The trees are laughing at us."

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

A baby in court

Tennis ball girl.

Clown Wedding with Rake

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'

"Are you trying to show contempt for this court."

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

'Rex here, is just like one of the family.'

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

'That'll be all the mince pies and sherry!'

'No, no. I told you to look for a precedent.'

Poisson d'Avril!

"In mitigation, Sunny Chemicals would like to point out that prior to contracting his skin allergy, Mr Crumb was already ugly."

You know what I like about our meetings? There's always more finger pulling than pointing.

"...And now show us what you said."

Disorder in the Court!

Ways to Misuse Ventriloquism

Fishing Contest