Jocular Jester Prints

Shadow: I'm with stupid.

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

Robot Jogger

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

"The trees are laughing at us."

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

A baby in court

Tennis ball girl.

The Scones-Monkey Trial. I, Judge Sadie, am prepared to rule. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Intelligent design versus evolution. Borrrinnng. That is my legal finding. Appeal. Will all bipeds please rise.

Clown Wedding with Rake

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'

"Are you trying to show contempt for this court."

'That'll be all the mince pies and sherry!'

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

'Rex here, is just like one of the family.'

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

'No, no. I told you to look for a precedent.'

Poisson d'Avril!

"In mitigation, Sunny Chemicals would like to point out that prior to contracting his skin allergy, Mr Crumb was already ugly."

Tee-Hee-Bay - XXXL shoes.

You know what I like about our meetings? There's always more finger pulling than pointing.

Ways to Misuse Ventriloquism

"Can you hold on a sec? I just have to condemn this guy to death real quick."