Jogging Jocular T-Shirts

'My feet are killing me.'

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"Little help?"

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"Eat my dust!"

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Running

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Canada Goose Jackets

City Marathon.

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

Dog stretching before a walk.

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

'Hey, wait for me!'

Jogging Bottoms

Women in a cross country race

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - You'll run it off during the toddler years.'

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

Impressive qualifications, but seeing as how I'm trying to fill the position I just fired you from...

Man and dog on exercise bikes.