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"Little help?"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"No, Doris, not implants!"

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Impressive qualifications, but seeing as how I'm trying to fill the position I just fired you from...

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

Lady to angler whose line is snagged: 'You would manage to get your line caught in the one tree in this entire massive lake.'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

'All of your references say you play well with others, but there's nothing in here about you actually doing any work.'

'Best to keep downwind.'

"Bad news, sir. The public isn't buying our new Pork Ala King."

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

Poisson d'Avril!

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

Ways to Misuse Ventriloquism

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

'Good morning Walters, I see you've mad a speedy recovery from your bout with smallpox!'

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

Go Back to New York

"OK, I'll tell you what I know, but I can't reveal my source."

Cat and Squirrel on Screen Door.

Impractical Gardener.

A Pirate at the Opticians.

"Oh, man. Ha ha! The look on your face when that squirrel turned around and started chasing you!"