Jumping Joker T-Shirts

Jockey trying to push a horse over a jump.

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'You know too much,'

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

Banana Split...

Good News about winter

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Fish hunting for men.

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

Candid Camera store.

Joust Sharpener

Get crazy once in a while

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

'Hole in one!!!!'

'My door is always open. That's why I installed a tripwire.'

Beware of Falling Notice.

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

Jogging Bottoms

Shoes Make The Man

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

Caution May Contain Nuts.

"Okay, you scared the babysitter...now get back in there and rinse off that toothpaste, and go to bed!"

While You Were Out: We Moved!

'Dearly beloved.....and the rest of you.....'

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

Sharks hate practical jokes.

"It appears your anus transplant has rejected you..."

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

Santa's Helpers