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Brendan suddenly realizes it was a mistake posting 'Susan, will you marry me?' to the stadium's jumble tron.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Jurassic Parking Lot

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Banana Split...

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Joust Sharpener

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Get crazy once in a while

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

Jogging Bottoms

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

Veloci-Rapper

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

'Are you sure you brought the right flat pack?'

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Complaints Desk

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

'George, stop playing with the children.'

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

'The doctor is running a little late this morning; but a couple more laps around the park and he should be back at his desk.'

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Adult Absence Notes.

"I've been telling everyone how athletic you are."

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"