Jumbotron Joker Pillows

The offering increased substantially after being live streamed on the jumbotron.

Brendan suddenly realizes it was a mistake posting 'Susan, will you marry me?' to the stadium's jumble tron.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Banana Split...

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Get crazy once in a while

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Joust Sharpener

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

Jogging Bottoms

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

'Are you sure you brought the right flat pack?'

Veloci-Rapper

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

'The doctor is running a little late this morning; but a couple more laps around the park and he should be back at his desk.'

Complaints Desk

'George, stop playing with the children.'

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

"I've been telling everyone how athletic you are."

Toilet humour

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

Here lies BoBo the Clown

Adult Absence Notes.