Playful Joker Pillows

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

'I've got a strawberry birth mark.'

Adult Absence Notes.

"I don't know who hid it there but that one's got your name all over it."

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

'Please be quiet while the attempts to locate your head.'

Cricket with a hamster in a plastic ball.

'Fetch Fetch Fetch'

'He's very happy with his new nerf crown.'

'Sorry, I can't help laughing, but it was a terrible joke...'

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

"I'm afraid you've got Sea Monkey pox."

Free Hugs

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'You know too much,'

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Good News about winter

Fish hunting for men.

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

Candid Camera store.

Get crazy once in a while

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

'My door is always open. That's why I installed a tripwire.'

Beware of Falling Notice.

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

"Okay, you scared the babysitter...now get back in there and rinse off that toothpaste, and go to bed!"

Shoes Make The Man