The Practical Joker Pillows

"How many times are you going to try to fix that charger cable with duct tape? It's time to just buy a new one."

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'You know too much,'

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

Good News about winter

Fish hunting for men.

Fittd shēt

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

Candid Camera store.

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

'My door is always open. That's why I installed a tripwire.'

Beware of Falling Notice.

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

Shoes Make The Man

Caution May Contain Nuts.

"Okay, you scared the babysitter...now get back in there and rinse off that toothpaste, and go to bed!"

A crab with a utility knife claw

While You Were Out: We Moved!

'Dearly beloved.....and the rest of you.....'

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

Sharks hate practical jokes.

"It appears your anus transplant has rejected you..."

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

"Uh-oh. We better stop using the fax machine."

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

'I tell them it's for a patient in the next room and they don't complain about their shot.'

Prisoner still life painting.