Ethical Joker Pillows

"I started my vegetarianism for health reasons, then it became a moral choice, and now it's just to annoy people."

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

'You know too much,'

Good News about winter

Fish hunting for men.

Candid Camera store.

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

'My door is always open. That's why I installed a tripwire.'

Beware of Falling Notice.

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

Shoes Make The Man

Caution May Contain Nuts.

"Okay, you scared the babysitter...now get back in there and rinse off that toothpaste, and go to bed!"

While You Were Out: We Moved!

'Dearly beloved.....and the rest of you.....'

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

"Uh-oh. We better stop using the fax machine."

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

"It appears your anus transplant has rejected you..."

Sharks hate practical jokes.

'I tell them it's for a patient in the next room and they don't complain about their shot.'

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

"Look, you're the one who asked me for some girl advice."

'You're not being fired Jenkins. It's just that all our colleagues have booted you out of the company.'

"I'm away from my desk or on another line. Please leave a message at the sound of my impersonation of a beep."

"Okay, haha, very funny, you guys. Now toss down the ladder."