Legal Joker Pillows

'My lawyer got me a suspended sentence.'

I blame society. Sorry, we've got an alibi...

'Early to bed and early to rise. I like a saying with an escape clause.'

'Every man is innocent until proven broke.'

Lawyer practical joke: 'DISBAR ME' taped on back.

"I got connections. We'll pull a few strings, get you out of here in no time"

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

'You know too much,'

Good News about winter

Fish hunting for men.

'Court's in recess!'

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

Candid Camera store.

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

'My door is always open. That's why I installed a tripwire.'

Beware of Falling Notice.

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

Shoes Make The Man

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

"Okay, you scared the babysitter...now get back in there and rinse off that toothpaste, and go to bed!"

Caution May Contain Nuts.

While You Were Out: We Moved!

'Dearly beloved.....and the rest of you.....'

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

Sharks hate practical jokes.

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

Finally there is the right product for real men!"