Judicious Joker Pillows

It may work for medicine, but laughter isn't the best jurisprudence

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

'You know too much,'

Good News about winter

Fish hunting for men.

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

Fittd shēt

Candid Camera store.

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

'My door is always open. That's why I installed a tripwire.'

Beware of Falling Notice.

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

"Okay, you scared the babysitter...now get back in there and rinse off that toothpaste, and go to bed!"

"Damn it, nurse! I didn't ask for a twenty. I asked for a ten and two fives."

Shoes Make The Man

Caution May Contain Nuts.

While You Were Out: We Moved!

'Dearly beloved.....and the rest of you.....'

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

"Uh-oh. We better stop using the fax machine."

Sharks hate practical jokes.

"It appears your anus transplant has rejected you..."

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'