Judicious Joker Prints

It may work for medicine, but laughter isn't the best jurisprudence

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

'You know too much,'

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

Good News about winter

Fish hunting for men.

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

Fittd shēt

Candid Camera store.

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

'My door is always open. That's why I installed a tripwire.'

Beware of Falling Notice.

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

Caution May Contain Nuts.

Shoes Make The Man

"Damn it, nurse! I didn't ask for a twenty. I asked for a ten and two fives."

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

"Okay, you scared the babysitter...now get back in there and rinse off that toothpaste, and go to bed!"

While You Were Out: We Moved!

'Dearly beloved.....and the rest of you.....'

Sharks hate practical jokes.

"It appears your anus transplant has rejected you..."

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

Finally there is the right product for real men!"