The Practical Joker T-Shirts

"How many times are you going to try to fix that charger cable with duct tape? It's time to just buy a new one."

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'You know too much,'

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

Good News about winter

Fish hunting for men.

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

Fittd shēt

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

Candid Camera store.

'My door is always open. That's why I installed a tripwire.'

Beware of Falling Notice.

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

A crab with a utility knife claw

Caution May Contain Nuts.

Shoes Make The Man

"Okay, you scared the babysitter...now get back in there and rinse off that toothpaste, and go to bed!"

While You Were Out: We Moved!

'Dearly beloved.....and the rest of you.....'

"Uh-oh. We better stop using the fax machine."

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

Sharks hate practical jokes.

"It appears your anus transplant has rejected you..."

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

'I tell them it's for a patient in the next room and they don't complain about their shot.'